id be glad to
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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