look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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