So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I think I am morally bankrupt
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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