Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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