Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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