Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
