Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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