This girl is more easily done than said...
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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