just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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