Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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