sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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