their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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