I want to stick my p in your. b.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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