party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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