My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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