just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
