Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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