It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
i think i just lost a toe
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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