doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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