shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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