I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
