Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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