just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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