I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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