no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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