he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I would fuck him just for his dog
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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