she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You may now shotgun with the bride
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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