party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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