Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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