so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
so much tequila, so little girl.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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