We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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