I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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