operation harelip BJ is a go
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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