TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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