I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You've changed since you got that strap on
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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