Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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