Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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