yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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