How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
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