Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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