I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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