I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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