What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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