i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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