Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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