I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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