I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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