that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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