But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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