Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
