i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
OPIZZABONMYDICK
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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